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Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

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DiamondBuck said:
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Originally Posted by bevojoe
How long till his ho wife leaves his nasty ass?

http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/sh...k-Brett-Bielema-you-fat-fucking-retard/page32
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Re: Bielema’s buyout decreases over time, but the structure is still pretty darn friendly to the Head Hog.
Arkansas would have to pay Bielema $15.4 million if he were fired before 2018, $11.7 million before 2019, $7.9 million before 2020 and $4 million in the final year of his contract, according to AP reporter Kurt Voigt.

Assuming Arkansas has community property laws, I'll guess she sticks around until Bert gets every dime he is due from his Arkansas contract. Then she puts Joey Freshwater on speed dial.......:lol:
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Re: Bielema’s buyout decreases over time, but the structure is still pretty darn friendly to the Head Hog.
Arkansas would have to pay Bielema $15.4 million if he were fired before 2018, $11.7 million before 2019, $7.9 million before 2020 and $4 million in the final year of his contract, according to AP reporter Kurt Voigt.

Assuming Arkansas has community property laws, I'll guess she sticks around until Bert gets every dime he is due from his Arkansas contract. Then she puts Joey Freshwater on speed dial.......:lol:
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Bielema's buyout may have actually ended up being "only" around $5.9M:

https://www.seccountry.com/arkansas/arkansas-owes-bret-bielema-hefty-sum-friday-firing
 
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Top 10 memorable quotes of Bret Bielema era at Arkansas
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9. “I’m just looking forward to hopping on the wife.” — Nov. 7, 2015
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4. “You can take [Nick] Saban’s record when he was at Michigan State and when he was a coach in the Big Ten and put it against mine, and he can’t compare.” — March 30, 2013
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and so on...

https://www.seccountry.com/arkansas/bret-bielema-quote-arkansas-borderline-erotic
 
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Hate to say this, but Bert is probably a good fit for Corn. His style of play would be a decent fit with Nebraska's former identity (run first play defense) and I think recruiting a massive oline and a really good RB is probably doable out there on the Plains.

Don't think Corn fans would be thrilled with the hire, but I think he would do ok.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Hate to say this, but Bert is probably a good fit for Corn. His style of play would be a decent fit with Nebraska's former identity (run first play defense) and I think recruiting a massive oline and a really good RB is probably doable out there on the Plains.

Don't think Corn fans would be thrilled with the hire, but I think he would do ok.
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I don't know that "fit" can be used, as either an adjective or a verb, with respect to a discussion of Bielema.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Hate to say this, but Bert is probably a good fit for Corn. His style of play would be a decent fit with Nebraska's former identity (run first play defense) and I think recruiting a massive oline and a really good RB is probably doable out there on the Plains.

Don't think Corn fans would be thrilled with the hire, but I think he would do ok.
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He could easily crush it at Nebraska.
 
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