Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

[Onebuckfan]

I don't know why Bert didn't sign Hoke..you talk about tilting the field your way.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I don't know why Bert didn't sign Hoke..you talk about tilting the field your way.

We would flip over like Guam.

 

[Jaxbuck]

We would flip over like Guam.

those two might have the mass of Guam

 

[Saw31]

There's no flipping over Bert, I don't care how many Naval bases we build on him.

 

[scarletmike]

There's no flipping over Bert, I don't care how many Naval bases we build on him.

So that would make Weiss like, Australia, in terms of land mass?

 

[kujirakira]

those two might have the mass of Guam

I'm pretty sure Guam would sink back into the Ocean.

 

[Saw31]

If the Titanic had enough Berts, everyone would have survived.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I'm pretty sure Guam would sink back into the Ocean.

It would actually sink straight through the core of the Earth and reemerge off the west coast of Africa

 

[BUCKYLE]

If the Titanic had enough Berts, everyone would have survived.

Bertrand is actually the sister ship of the Titanic.

 

[Saw31]

The Bertranic sank on its maiden voyage to Toledo in the sea of MAC.

 

[BUCKYLE]

The Bertranic sank on its maiden voyage to Toledo in the sea of MAC.

Explains rising sea levels

 

[Jaxbuck]

The Bertranic sank on its maiden voyage to Toledo in the sea of MAC.

it was the technological marvel of it's time

Bariatric band powered engines capable of speeds as high as 30 doughknots

 

[HorticullyBuck]

Please don't stop.= fun

 

[DiamondBuck]

Bret Bielema ‏@BretBielema Jan 16
Thanks for the #WoooPig support!

 

[ScriptOhio]

Did Bret's wife get a "make over"?