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speaking of my gift now 21, who was it who was missing a letter on their keyboard, seems like it was a w or an m?

Is it really "missing" when you pry it out with a screwdriver, douse it in gasoline and set it ablaze and mail the remains to a hog farm so it can be eaten and crapped out by swine?
 
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It is officially Christmas time so it is also time to start the holiday shopping. I figured I'd give out my vPresents early this year....

Clarity--A professional coder at your beck and call.
3yards--A good night of sleep since I know the new baby isn't allowing that
Mili--a victory in the TinMan and a plethora of polynesian punnani
VRBryant--Mass chaos and anarchy
BkB & FKA--Thump's address for improved stalking capabilities
LJB--everyone on his recruiting wishlist
Thump--the night with Greg Louganis he has always dreamed about
Hawg--your very own BW3
BN27--some valium and a new job
WadC--a national championship win over Cal
AKAK--a trip through Barstow to see the Mint 400 done the right way
BB73--some damn stats he doesn't know
SIMV--An alcohol IV
Methomps--some snow
BN44820--OJ Mayo in S&G
Bmax--Some downfield throws
Jax--an offensive coordinator
BuckGrad--a slot on Jeopardy!
BuckFool--Lifetime free Taco bell card
CCI--penance and some KY jelly
LoKy--One more ring for Brett
Sushi--a pile of California rolls
Deety--a musical masterpiece and a football tutor
Steve19--a better season Gameplan so you won't miss games
JonXC--a trip to the big leagues
OH8CH--some thugs to collect all of the vDebts
Rugby--some flintlocks and a long career
IAMBrutus--a teleporter so you won't have to drive everyday
NJ-Buckeye--a cold beer or twelve with some good baseball talk
BuckiProf--a great season with hot bats and healthy arms
Jwinslow--A job you enjoy and a career in graphics
Peach--that date with BkB we all know you really want :wink:
Golfer--acknowledgement that golf really is a sport
Oiler--a trip to Utopia
Scooter--a season free of headaches and tailgating fools
Dryden--eternal gratitude for his server construction
319--a starring role on "Cops"
22--A.J. Wallace and Ausberry in S&G
TG05--Ruby immunity
JOtis--a shift key so he can capitalize some of his posts :wink:
NDChief--a great Christmas with the kids, a cremepuff, some orange cremesicle drinks, and a few whimps to aggravate.

There are plenty more to give so I apologize but I'm tired of typing...so enjoy your gift and I didn't save any receipts so you are stuck with the gift.

Merry Christmas guys and gals.



Damn, I guess I will take my lump of coal and like it....

Oh wait, I didn't even get a lump of coal :shake:
 
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Well, I didn't forget anyone. I got everyone subscriptions to the best Ohio State related fan site on the Internet, BuckeyePlanet, for next year!

I shouldn't have any issues maintaining everyones' subscriptions as long as Clarity doesn't jack the price up to $77 ... :paranoid:
 
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That shit aint flyin here bro, you already told us you were off work till next year and didn't roll out of bed till the but crack of 11. We know you don't have anything to do, it aint like you got laid last nigth or something. :biggrin:

Well you were tough...I was torn between a subscription to Jugs or a Juggs machine. As always though, the kids win out in the end.

At least you can say you are playing with Jug(g)s
 
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