BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Mike80]

My team couldn't hit Single-A pitching. Other than that, they're great!

 

[brodybuck21]

Starting off the season right, losing 8-4

 

[iambrutus]

4-7-1, fuck these guys

 

[Bucklion]

Oh lookie, a 6-4 win, with all the vim and vigor of one of those Penn State/Iowa classics. Fuck this team anyway, I'm gonna get stinkfisted this week.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sweet titty fucking christ does my team suck

 

[MD Buckeye]

Merrill & Marte to the IL.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

.155?!? Fucking hell, I have booze with a higher proof than these pansies. Forget the Mendoza line, send them to the Maginot line and let some krauts mow em down.

 

[MD Buckeye]

0/13…. That’s the way boys.

 

[Bucklion]

This might be the worst full day in the history of fantasy baseball… .111 average and a 16.88 ERA so far. Fucking bums ought to be loaded into Charlie Weis’s ass and farted into space

 

[heisman]

This might be the worst full day in the history of fantasy baseball… .111 average and a 16.88 ERA so far. Fucking bums ought to be loaded into Charlie Weis’s ass and farted into space

Keep it going.

 

[MD Buckeye]

0/13…. That’s the way boys.

Any updates?

Yeah, 0/23. Oh, but atleast I have an RBI and an .040 OPS.

 

[heisman]

Any updates?

Yeah, 0/23. Oh, but atleast I have an RBI and an .040 OPS.

Back to back champs are not allowed to complain.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So second base was an absolute dumpster from the draft (thanks Yahbot) so I started dumpster diving and found this chick named Karen that plays for the Angles.

She is currently on an all time heater.

 

[heisman]

Starting off the season right, losing 8-4

37 scoreless IP’s? Holy moly! How is that even possible? Way to go Hershiser!

 

[brodybuck21]

41.1 scoreless innings for my pitching so far