BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[CFPBuckeye]

Justin Wilson just got the Tigers' closer job. Thanks, K-Rod!

 

[Jake]

The dirt bike's ERA is better.

I don't know about that, but I do know it has the same number of wins this season. Then again, so do I.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I don't know about that, but I do know it has the same number of wins this season. Then again, so do I.

Oh, come on. Everybody knows the dirt bike got the win vs. Bumgarner.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So my two Indians players have gone 0/9 tonight

which is nice

Kipnis sucks at baseball

 

[Jake]

Wow, apparently @CFPBuckeye and I both had trade offers to Serious and he accepted both of them. Not sure I'd have done that if I'm him, but I do know he's like a chick - he digs the long ball. I shall have to inquire at work tomorrow.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Well, the Nats bullpen just plungered a strong Scherzer outing. Some puss fart named Enny Romero just made my shit list.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Wow, apparently @CFPBuckeye and I both had trade offers to Serious and he accepted both of them. Not sure I'd have done that if I'm him, but I do know he's like a chick - he digs the long ball. I shall have to inquire at work tomorrow.

He wanted Story so I went for Greinke. My pitching should be okay so my guess is I lose 5 of 6 this week.

 

[Jake]

Well, the Nats bullpen just plungered a strong Scherzer outing. Some puss fart named Enny Romero just made my [Mark May] list.

I'm losing 10-1. My ERA and WHIP are basically shot for the week and it's only Tuesday.

 

[Jake]

He wanted Story so I went for Greinke.

That bastard refused to trade Greinke back to me so I wouldn't give him Gattis back after I claimed him. Safe to say, he's already regretting that Russell Martin trade which ended up creating a need for Story. Sometimes the best trades are the ones you don't make. I hope I'm not repeating that line to myself later.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

@Bucklion is shoving HR and TB in my ass with no lubrication.

And what's a man gotta do to get a save from Kintzler and Robertson? Twins and Sox play each other and it still won't happen.

 

[brodybuck21]

@Ahiacitian getting some revenge so far this week for our tie last week......fucker

 

[CFPBuckeye]

The Nationals can't trade for my boy David Robertson soon enough.

They need a closer and Robertson needs actual save opportunities. He's currently getting paid a gazillion dollars per save.

 

[Jake]

@Ahiacitian getting some revenge so far this week for our tie last week......fucker

Back to back weeks? Sorry, I thought I fixed all of those when I made the custom schedule (3 times against division opponents, 2 times against teams in other division).

Nothing I can do about it now, but I'm going to look to see if it's happening anywhere else.

 

[brodybuck21]

Back to back weeks? Sorry, I thought I fixed all of those when I made the custom schedule (3 times against division opponents, 2 times against teams in other division).

Nothing I can do about it now, but I'm going to look to see if it's happening anywhere else.

no worries....he just always kicks my ass

 

[Jake]

no worries....he just always kicks my ass

Well then you'll be glad to only play him one more time this summer.