Special shoutout to the asshat I picked up specifically for holds for blowing a hold last night. You rock, fuckears
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no one is "about" as useless as Billy Hamilton with a bat in his hands
maybe Manos De Orro but I'm not sure he even still plays
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Brian Dozier? Fucking bum.
Ben Zobrist? Fucking bum.
Keon Broxton? Fucking bum.
Dee Gordon? Fucking bum.
Andrew McCutchen? Fucking bum.
Todd Frazier? Fucking bum.
Does anyone even know how to reach first base*?
*Aside from Keon Broxton who maybe technically reached base by taking a pitch in the face and promptly leaving the game.
I have to have the biggest collection of useless bats in the league. I can't tell you how many times, already, that I have seen a box score where a team has scored 5+ runs and the one guy I have on that team is 0-fucking 4.
Ben Zobrist? Fucking bum.
Keon Broxton? Fucking bum.
Dee Gordon? Fucking bum.
Andrew McCutchen? Fucking bum.
Todd Frazier? Fucking bum.
Does anyone even know how to reach first base*?
*Aside from Keon Broxton who maybe technically reached base by taking a pitch in the face and promptly leaving the game.
I have to have the biggest collection of useless bats in the league. I can't tell you how many times, already, that I have seen a box score where a team has scored 5+ runs and the one guy I have on that team is 0-fucking 4.
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my offense is doing shit so far but you got me beat slightly.
Lol. Sounds like Gordon and Broxton (1 for 15.) Fortunately Dozier, who I previously called a bum, has 3, rendering my "base stealers" useless.
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I gotta say...
Even with my tempered expectations for this season and a humbling apparent loss this week (albeit to the defending champ,) I am realy looking forward to enjoying each day of this baseball season, moreso than if I was just a casual observer and Reds fan. I am also already looking forward to the draft next year where I will actually draft my own team armed with a season's-worth of acquired fantasy baseball knowledge. My team will have brighter days ahead of it this season but look out for me next year.
Assholes...
Even with my tempered expectations for this season and a humbling apparent loss this week (albeit to the defending champ,) I am realy looking forward to enjoying each day of this baseball season, moreso than if I was just a casual observer and Reds fan. I am also already looking forward to the draft next year where I will actually draft my own team armed with a season's-worth of acquired fantasy baseball knowledge. My team will have brighter days ahead of it this season but look out for me next year.
Assholes...
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Jake
Once a Buckeye, always a Buckeye
‘17 The Deuce Champ
Fantasy Baseball Champ
'18 The Deuce Champ
I resemble that last remark.
The week isn't over yet, but I'm hoping to make it as "humbling" as possible. During the two decades of continuous losing for the Pirates, fantasy baseball was the biggest thing keeping me interested in the game.
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