BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Jake]

My team's "offense" is almost as bad as the Pirates.

 

[Smudger]

Utterly destroyed in the first week. Too bad stupid Yahoo couldn't have told me when I left on Wednesday for a five day field op that Tim Hudson was starting today, otherwise I would've at least tied in Wins. Probably wouldn't have made much of a difference in ERA or WHIP, but still....boned. Well that & the whole Chris Davis going bananas show.

 

[Dryden]

Went from a 7-4 win to a 6-6 tie with sepia5 on a meaningless Ian Kinsler HR in the last game of the night.

Why the fuck do my utility guys only hit HRs on the days that all the teams are playing!??! Somebody trade me Jay Bruce so I can sit him on my bench. He'll hit a homer every game, I swear.

 

[Dryden]

Thanks, asshole.

Josh Johnson ^ @Det | Top 7, 1-10 | 1.1 IP | 40.50 ERA | 6.75 WHIP

 

[sepia5]

Went from a 7-4 win to a 6-6 tie with sepia5 on a meaningless Ian Kinsler HR in the last game of the night.

Why the [censored] do my utility guys only hit HRs on the days that all the teams are playing!??! Somebody trade me Jay Bruce so I can sit him on my bench. He'll hit a homer every game, I swear.

Meaningless? He knew I needed that for the tie. Far from meaningless.

 

[Dryden]

Kubel on the DL.

Thinking about changing my team name from Nasty Boys to M*A*S*Hers.

 

[Smudger]

Kubel on the DL.

Thinking about changing my team name from Nasty Boys to M*A*S*Hers.

At least he didn't cross paths with Carlos Quentin...

 

[Jake]

I wish I could say I was drunk but I actually drafted my piece of shit roster sober.

Two weeks in and my team looks even worse than I thought when I made the above post. Didn't want the first pick, didn't trust Mike Trout, and rest of them aren't much to talk about, either.

 

[Jake]

I've never seen a title match up this close, or decided in this manner. Here's how it ended:

Final score: 6-6

First tiebreaker, head to head wins/losses in our match ups. We met twice. We went 1-1 against each other. The score was 8-4 each time, so our cumulative score was 12-12.

Still tied!

So what's the second tie breaker? Playoff seeding. Dryden was the higher seed, so the tie goes to him. Congratulations. That was fun.

I just lost our fantasy NBA league championship the same way. WTF is it with me and tiebreakers?

The way my baseball team has started this season that probably won't be an issue this year.

 

[MD Buckeye]

I like my team :)

 

[Jake]

I like my team :)

Ahhh, shaddup.

 

[Dryden]

Pettitte vs Lilly. Derp.

 

[MD Buckeye]

Just got offered this in another league......

Give- Cano, Stanton & Trumbo
Get- Crisp, Ortiz & Reynolds

Thoughts? I'm leaning no.

 

[Dryden]

I'm leaning no.

Hell no.

 

[Smudger]

Gotta love it when three of my SP's all end up with a 9.00 ERA for the day. My team is so poor...