BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Jake]

Week one:

.208 AVG, .306 OBP, .354 SLG - it's like I had 9 Billy Hamiltons out there, without the steals.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Week one:

.208 AVG, .306 OBP, .354 SLG - it's like I had 9 Billy Hamiltons out there, without the steals.

Can you keep that up for one more week?

 

[Jake]

Can you keep that up for one more week?

My best hitter is a part-time DH so the odds are in your favor.

 

[Smudger]

I had a fucking draft, picked fucking players, watched these asseaters go out there for almost 2 weeks...and I lead in holds. Motherfucking goddamned fuckchicken bitchtwinkie cocknugget assbirdfeeder holds. That’s what I have to show for these nipplescratchers. Holds. Season is over after one week...but I’m the king of fucking holds.

 

[Bucklion]

This bunch of mealey-mouthed pudwackers does not deserve to carry the name of last years respectable team. They do not measure up to Bobby Bonillas bloated contract. Herewith, this team shall now be called the “AssHolds”.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Colomé is trash

 

[Jake]

Colomé is trash

He got the save, though.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

He got the save, though.

Like a fucking boss!

I seriously have no clue how he pulled that one off but it still doesn’t bode well for that turtle jerker.

 

[Bucklion]

Well my merry band of wandering peckernozzles is 0fer the night. Color me shocked.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Lindor is fucking trash too. Isn’t he supposed to be good? 10 games in, batting .175 with 0 HR, 0 RBI, 4 R.

 

[Bucklion]

We got 1 run on, let’s see, one hit... thats all we got, one goddamned hit?

 

[Jake]

So Anthony Rizzo and his .107 average goes on the DL. On the bright side, I've still got Jose' Ramirez and his .086 to fall back on.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

So Anthony Rizzo and his .107 average goes on the DL. On the bright side, I've still got Jose' Ramirez and his .086 to fall back on.

I’ll see your .086 and raise you Gary Sanchez’ .063!

 

[Jaxbuck]

So Anthony Rizzo and his .107 average goes on the DL. On the bright side, I've still got Jose' Ramirez and his .086 to fall back on.

Pretty sure I saw him leave the game last night after a collision with Milwaukee CF

 

[brodybuck21]

Colomé is trash

I have him in another league and I agree with this statement wholeheartedly