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Boy Suspended For Eating Staff Member's Cookie

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djtidebuck said:
Please explain.
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He did it all for the cookie, YEAH! The cookie, YEAH! So you can take that nookie, and stick it up your ass.

That doesn't work so well. Nevermind.
 
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Thats it!!! I want a permanent ban on cookies on school grounds. They are a menace to society.

Why was this "personal cookie" in the cafeteria and not in the teachers' lounge? Can teachers store their personal food where the student's "government approved" slop is being prepared?

Seems to me if the cookie was in the cafeteria, it was fair game.
 
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scooter1369 said:
Thats it!!! I want a permanent ban on cookies on school grounds. They are a menace to society.

Why was this "personal cookie" in the cafeteria and not in the teachers' lounge? Can teachers store their personal food where the student's "government approved" slop is being prepared?

Seems to me if the cookie was in the cafeteria, it was fair game.
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Again I suggest, there must be more to the story than is present in the article.

I vote no to the permanent cookie ban in our schools.:)
 
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This must be the lure the hot lady teachers are using to get the goofy guys to sleep with them... are there a lot of cookies in the Florida schools?

On that note, salads should be banned in prisons :dead: :dead: :dead:
 
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djtidebuck said:
Again I suggest, there must be more to the story than is present in the article.

I vote no to the permanent cookie ban in our schools.:)
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We demand answers!

Were the cookies oatmeal raisin, ginger snaps, chocolate chip? Store-bought or home-made? M&M Specials or Coconut rum baps.
Made by the elves or touched only by Amish hands. Kosher or Keebler, inquiring minds want to know were they Legit or were they loaded. Was this the kids first offence or was he a cereal offender? Was it really a snap decision on his part or did he plot and scheme, biding his time till the jar tumbled. If he was caught, why wan't his hand in the cookie jar - tell me that! Where was the trail of evidence, did they take fingerprints off the inside of the jar. If the jar fell and the cookie tumbled out to the floor, and it was past five seconds should that go in the kids favor on appeal?
 
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