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Boy, 8, Goes Home Drunk on New Year's

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- An Ohio father wants to find out how his son got drunk on New Year's Day.

"He was really intoxicated," said Michael Truewell, of his 8-year-old son after attending a New Year's Day get-together at the child's mother's home in Newark, Ohio.

"When he stumbled through the door, my girlfriend had to catch him," said Truewell.

Truewell said his son needed his 15-year-old brother to help him cross the street. When the boy got home, Truewell called police.

"The blood alcohol was above what would be the legal limit for an adult, let alone a child," said Sgt. Scott Snow of the Newark police.

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Just Nerk being Nerk.
 
Then he staggered through the door, started throwing his toys around, yelled at his dad's girlfriend to make him some mac & cheese, and shouted at her that she's not his real mommy.

And he passed out while cooking chicken nuggets in his easy bake oven, which ended up baking for 8 hours.
 
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Picture of kid believed to be Kyle's relative.
 
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Bucks21;1637005; said:
All kidding aside nothing in the news surprises me too much anymore.
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I gotta admit I wasn't expecting this one...

Four-year-old Tennessee boy, Hayden Wright, missed his jailed dad so much, he wanted to get in trouble so he could join him behind bars.

A drunken Hayden was found in the middle night, wandering around his Chattanooga neighborhood on Tuesday.

He was carrying a partially consumed beer and wearing a girl?s dress. Hayden apparently obtained the dress by breaking into a neighbor's home and stealing their Christmas presents, one of which was the garment.
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Four-year-old Tennessee boy, Hayden Wright, missed his jailed dad so much, he wanted to get in trouble so he could join him behind bars.

A drunken Hayden was found in the middle night, wandering around his Chattanooga neighborhood on Tuesday.

He was carrying a partially consumed beer and wearing a girl?s dress. Hayden apparently obtained the dress by breaking into a neighbor's home and stealing their Christmas presents, one of which was the garment.
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Damn it. Those Vols are pretty quick on their feet with a good story when they're caught. :shake:
 
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