Bonnie and Clyde They Ain't

[Gatorubet]

These two losers were caught after a crime spree that included allegedly murdering a retired couple, and shooting a female body builder in the head in a car jacking.

They lead police on a cross country chase, and avoided a tire spike trap set by police. Using the dead guy's credit card to buy burgers helped locate them. Cameron Diaz to play Angela Hill.

Her parents, shockingly, say she is innocent.

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http://news.yahoo.com/2-face-charges-crime-spree-across-utah-nev-224835000.html

 

[Buckeye513]

MEEEEEETH.

 

[DubCoffman62]

They look like the type that when you ask them 'so how do you like jail?' they reply 'It's great! Three hots and cot and all I have to do all day is sit on my ass and smoke cigarettes! Woo hoo!'.

 

[Mike80]

FACES OF METH!!!!!

edit: shit 513 beat me to it....

 

[OHSportsFan]

I would hit. For sure.

 

[Gatorubet]

I would hit. For sure.

 

[TooTall]

MEEEEEETH.

Literally my first thought when seeing the pictures was, "Oh they do meth...." Then I scroll down, first response is this. Nice.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Nothing says "Meth hoe" like a giant frontal tat...

 

[TooTall]

Nothing says "Meth hoe" like a giant frontal tat...

And the upper-lip piercing.

 

[scarletmike]

And the upper-lip piercing.

Oh, so that's what it is? I thought it was a zit/pimple.

 

[Saw31]

Meth heads need love (and meth) too!

 

[MaxBuck]

Meth heads need love too!

What's love got to do, got to do with it?

 

[OHSportsFan]

Beggars can't be choosers...

Oh, so that's what it is? I thought it was a zit/pimple.

Microdermal.

Meth heads need love (and meth) too!

This. To both statements.

 

[Gatorubet]

http://elkodaily.com/news/local/sho...cle_5afa8028-37ba-11e1-9b9e-001871e3ce6c.html

Appears that meth hoe was the one who shot the woman in the car-jacking. Article says that she told the judge that she was not aware she'd be charged with anything after speaking with detectives.

 

[Master Rick]

I would hit. For sure.

Baby, you know he isn't your type.