1. Shea Patterson wins the September Heisman but nothing that matters.
2. LSU beats Alabama and wins the SEC.
3. Jeaux Burreaux is a Heisman finalist.
4. In the 12 game regular season, J.K. Dobbins has 2,000 yards rushing, just over 2,500 yards from scrimmage, and throws a TD pass in the Buckeyes win in Ann Arbor. He wins the Heisman over Trevor Lawrence, Jeaux Burreaux, and Jalen Hurts (Tua gets injured and is out of the running).
5. Ohio State goes undefeated, with the biggest scare being against Sparty in an ugly game played in terrible weather, wins the BIG, beats a one-loss Clemson team that somehow got in despite the loss and a lousy schedule in the semifinal and squeaks by LSU to win the natty.
Bonus: J.K. Simmons narrates the glorious hour-long program about the Buckeyes' first 15-0 season.