As much as we don't want to talk about Patriotgate right now, it's hard not to.
Jackie MacMullan says, rightly, that this is a dumb move by an ordinarily brilliant coach. Bill Simmons can't think of a good excuse, but
tries to make us feel better. Mike Vacarro of the Post makes the
sensible suggestion that Bill be suspended for the next Jets game. We say replay Game One, but give the Jets a $50,000 gift certificate to Radio Shack and suspend Bill in a tank of water, able to communicate only with one of those chalkboards scuba-divers use.