Bijan Robinson

[DiamondBuck]

What's going on is they lost to their rival again, barely beat perennial whipping-boys Kansas and then lost to TCU. Their "Texas is back!" season has devolved into just another season in their decade-long death march to eternal mediocrity.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Before tonight, Bijan has almost 1,900 yards through 8 games and is averaging 22.5 yards per carry <—— not a typo

How can you average that much...seriously.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

What's going on is they lost to their rival again, barely beat perennial whipping-boys Kansas and then lost to TCU. Their "Texas is back!" season has devolved into just another season in their decade-long death march to eternal mediocrity.

The worst thing about singing "We're baaaaaack" is that you are admitting you've been irrelevant in first place.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

The worst thing about singing "We're baaaaaack" is that you are admitting you've been irrelevant in first place.

This. To be back you had to have been gone. And they have been gone a long time when looking at actual accomplishments. However, they remain "back" according to lazy sports writers.

 

[pnuts34]

This. To be back you had to have been gone. And they have been gone a long time when looking at actual accomplishments. However, they remain "back" according to lazy sports writers.

Everyone is "back" in some form or fashion according to lazy writers(i.e. scUM, Notre Dame, Miami, etc)

 

[Jaxbuck]

Everyone is "back" in some form or fashion according to lazy writers(i.e. scUM, Notre Dame, Miami, etc)

How lazy is it though?

You get clicks/eyeballs from the fans of the team that's "back" as well as all the other fans that go nuts about you claiming that said team is "back".

Delivering clicks/eyeballs is how these guys feed their families.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

How lazy is it though?

You get clicks/eyeballs from the fans of the team that's "back" as well as all the other fans that go nuts about you claiming that said team is "back".

Delivering clicks/eyeballs is how these guys feed their families.

Well fed, tormented families because their daddy/husband is a douche canoe.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Well fed, tormented families because their daddy/husband is a douche canoe.

Well, yeah.

If daddy was worth more than a plugged nickel he would have a proper job and not have been a sportswriter in the first place.

 

[pnuts34]

How lazy is it though?

You get clicks/eyeballs from the fans of the team that's "back" as well as all the other fans that go nuts about you claiming that said team is "back".

Delivering clicks/eyeballs is how these guys feed their families.

It's lazy because it takes little effort to rile a fanbase and these writers know that.
Yes, it's clickbaity

 

[Thump]

It's lazy because it takes little effort to rile a fanbase and these writers know that.
Yes, it's clickbaity

Any updates on Lazear or Barksdale?

 

[Jaxbuck]

It's lazy because it takes little effort to rile a fanbase and these writers know that.
Yes, it's clickbaity

I know a fanbase that I can rial with three words.

#notarival

It's not lazy, it's fun.

 

[starBUCKS]

Yuck

 

[brodybuck21]

Meh

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

lame

 

[NorthCoastKid]