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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
More funny stuff from the M-Zone....
Big Ten New Pledge Meeting
Jim Delany stands next to an overhead projector:
JIM DELANY: Nebraska Cornhuskers.
A picture pops on the screen:
JIM DELANY: All in favor?
Murmurs of agreement from the current Big Ten members.
PURDUE: We need the dues.
JIM DELANY: Good. Nebraska is now a pledge to the Big Ten. Next slide, please.
As Maryland's picture comes up:
Boos, screams and looks of horror fill the room.
JIM DELANY: Just a minute! Just a minute! This is Maryland. He's a legacy from the ACC.
More boos and shouts of disagreement.
Michigan AD Dave Brandon glances at OSU AD Gene Smith sitting next to him.
Straightening his "legacy v-neck sweater," Brandon stands and addresses the others:
DAVE BRANDON: Okay, Maryland is a real loser. That's true. But let's just think back to when you guys got accepted to the Big Ten.
DAVE BRANDON: Sparty, you had an academic reputation just this side of Eastern Michigan. And Ohio State here, everybody thought that the Buckeyes were brain damaged. I myself was so superior, I asked Minnesota to play for a trophy in a rivalry game then beat them like 70 out of the first 75 times we played. So Maryland is a total loser? Let me tell you the story of another loser...
They all start throwing beer cans at Brandon.
Big Ten New Pledge Meeting
Jim Delany stands next to an overhead projector:
JIM DELANY: Nebraska Cornhuskers.
A picture pops on the screen:
JIM DELANY: All in favor?
Murmurs of agreement from the current Big Ten members.
PURDUE: We need the dues.
JIM DELANY: Good. Nebraska is now a pledge to the Big Ten. Next slide, please.
As Maryland's picture comes up:
Boos, screams and looks of horror fill the room.
JIM DELANY: Just a minute! Just a minute! This is Maryland. He's a legacy from the ACC.
More boos and shouts of disagreement.
Michigan AD Dave Brandon glances at OSU AD Gene Smith sitting next to him.
Straightening his "legacy v-neck sweater," Brandon stands and addresses the others:
DAVE BRANDON: Okay, Maryland is a real loser. That's true. But let's just think back to when you guys got accepted to the Big Ten.
DAVE BRANDON: Sparty, you had an academic reputation just this side of Eastern Michigan. And Ohio State here, everybody thought that the Buckeyes were brain damaged. I myself was so superior, I asked Minnesota to play for a trophy in a rivalry game then beat them like 70 out of the first 75 times we played. So Maryland is a total loser? Let me tell you the story of another loser...
They all start throwing beer cans at Brandon.
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