Bellotti's Wife

[FCollinsBuckeye]

WTF does "STF" mean?

'Shut Thy Face'

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Tucker McElroy would know how to deal with this wench, "Mrs. Belloti, you're going to look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!"

 

[AKAK]

WTF does "STF" mean?


Who's the fuckin' n00b now, bitch?

Sevenfold Tenfold Fuckoff.

 

[lvbuckeye]

YouTube - Clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail - A Witch!

i love how at the beginning of the clip, Bedevere is letting the dove go with a coconut tied to it: "it's a simple matter of weight ratios. a five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut."

 

[lvbuckeye]

This may have been a case of mistaken identity. I think she said "This is going to come back on you, Ben Folds."

I think the song "Brick" was about her

is that the one that goes, "i want my money back, i want my money back, you bitch"?

 

[lvbuckeye]

Well, Ben Folds always had an identity problem, as he named his three-piece band "The Ben Folds Five."

he also called it quits in 2000, saying, "fuck it. no one listens to piano rock anyway"... but i saw him play in concert in '06...

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

is that the one that goes, "i want my money back, i want my money back, you bitch"?

Give me my money back, give me my money back......and don't forget to give me back my neon-yellow and green and white flaming t-shirt.

 

[bukIpower]

cunt

 

[scooter1369]

Give me my money back, give me my money back......and don't forget to give me back my neon-yellow and green and white flaming t-shirt.

Damn I can't rep you yet...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

She reminds of military wives who think they can boss other wives around (and military personnel) because their husband is a high ranking officer.

Yo, bitch. You have no rank nor importance on this base. You're a trophy to a Captain who is banging 15 other chicks in 11 other countries as soon as he can get away from your high maintance, no blow job giving ass. Shut your cockholster, drink your scotch, drive your mercedes and raise your fuck trophies.

Ex-fucking-actly. Most bases have "wives clubs" (now called "spouses clubs" to be PC). The same chain-of-command mindset exists amongst many officers wives...they try to wear their husband's rank. Now, to be fair, a couple of the nicest ladies I've ever met were wives of base commanders and group commaders. But, there are a ton of beyatches who think they're big shit because their husband is high-ranking.

One of the more famous urban legends in the Air Force (and I'm sure the other services have a similar story) is the claim that a base Senior Enlisted Advisor (now called a Command Chief Master Sergeant, who is an E-9 who works directly for the base commander and by position is essentially the ranking enlisted person on base) who was speaking at a wives club meeting. The story goes that before he gave his talk, he asked all the wives to line up in order of rank so he could know who they were. When they were all lined up (according to their husbands' rank), he told them they didn't hold any rank and that they could go sit anywhere they wanted. Now, if this had really happened that guy wouldn't be a Senior Enlisted Advisor anymore, but the story lingers...

 

[Tlangs]

Not hot.

I'd probably do the nanny.

 

[CausticMick]

Give me my money back, give me my money back......and don't forget to give me back my neon-yellow and green and white flaming t-shirt.

Damn I can't rep you yet...

This new name thing is working out for you. You are becoming somewhat of an icon as opposed to the societal menace under the old name. I'll trade you a Kingy's pizza for your permission to continue the old namesake.