Beets or Brussel Sprouts?

[Thump]

If you had your choice, which one would you use as a weapon?

 

[iambrutus]

Brussel Sprouts shot out of an air cannon

 

[Thump]

Brussel Sprouts shot out of an air cannon

I go with beets because they can he hurled like a baseball with incredible accuracy.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Canned beets still in the can.

 

[Thump]

Canned beets still in the can.

Not an option.

 

[BayBuck]

Brussel sprouts, post-digestion: that's chemical warfare on par with Saddam gassing the Kurds.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Not an option.

Boooooooo!!!! I'll take beets anyways.

 

[Thump]

Brussel sprouts, post-digestion: that's chemical warfare on par with Saddam gassing the Kurds.

Good angle of which I've never thought.

I want to do some physical damage though so I stil go with beets.

 

[AKAK]

Are the beets still attached to the greens? Or the brussels sprouts still attached to... well whatever you call that thing they grow on?

I mean... the beets with the greens on it might make a good flail....

Plus... the beet colored juice... probably close enough to blood to be a worthwhile psycological component of this particular vegetable as weapon... much like the sulfuric acid produced by onion juice vapor.

 

[Thump]

Are the beets still attached to the greens? Or the brussels sprouts still attached to... well whatever you call that thing they grow on?

I mean... the beets with the greens on it might make a good flail....

Plus... the beet colored juice... probably close enough to blood to be a worthwhile psycological component of this particular vegetable as weapon... much like the sulfuric acid produced by onion juice vapor.

That's what I'm talking about.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

oh you guys are TOO much...

are we really reduced to beets v/ brussel sprouts??? clearly we need football, NOW!

 

[OSUsushichic]

frozen brussel spouts

 

[BayBuck]

frozen brussel spouts

Bronzed beets--make that brazen :)

 

[iambrutus]

oh you guys are TOO much...

are we really reduced to beets v/ brussel sprouts??? clearly we need football, NOW!

need football now...

 

[buckeyegrad]

Are the beets still attached to the greens? Or the brussels sprouts still attached to... well whatever you call that thing they grow on?

I mean... the beets with the greens on it might make a good flail....

Plus... the beet colored juice... probably close enough to blood to be a worthwhile psycological component of this particular vegetable as weapon... much like the sulfuric acid produced by onion juice vapor.

I assume you are using boiled beets then, because they don't leave much of a stain right out of the ground.