Baylor Bears (official thread)

[cincibuck]

"I'll take whatever 's behind door number three..."

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

So, Baylor just called. They wanted to know if my kids would be willing to square off in an OOC contest. I'm on the fence here.

 

[cincibuck]

So, Baylor just called. They wanted to know if my kids would be willing to square off in an OOC contest. I'm on the fence here.

At a neutral site for both teams I assume, like Jerry's place in Dallas. You know, just to sweeten the pot...

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Can we work the words "Briles" and "vagina" into the the thread title.

Incarnate Word seeks offensive lineman.

 

[MaxBuck]

Art Briles and his weeping vagina

 

[Jaxbuck]

What's the standard operating procedure for when you think a player MIGHT BE ineligible? Do you go to the NCAA and ask for a ruling before doing anything? Or do you have to make your own call and hope it's the right one?

Depends on who "you" is I think.

If "you" coaches in say, Tallahassee "you" doesn't even understand the fucking question.

If "you" coaches in say, Happy Valley then "you" has the goddamn common courtesy to at least wait and discuss the shit on Monday.

 

[cincibuck]

And if "you" works in South Bend "you" wait for the alumni fund to pay off the whistle tooters.

 

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

So, Baylor just called. They wanted to know if my kids would be willing to square off in an OOC contest. I'm on the fence here.

Do you coach a pee-wee team, or do you mean you have 3 kids and they want to face them?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Do you coach a pee-wee team, or do you mean you have 3 kids and they want to face them?

Three kids. 4 if the girl plays.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Three kids. 4 if the girl plays.

They'll be fine.

Schedule the game.

Take the money.

 

[NFBuck]

5* thread title.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

This thread title is stronger than Baylor's schedule.

 

[cincibuck]

This thread title is stronger than Baylor's schedule.

So does this thread make the playoffs?

 

[ScriptOhio]

"I'll take whatever 's behind door number three..."

You got ZONKED, you win Tibor's favorite goat:

 

[cincibuck]

Tibor's been on my ignore list for so long I forgot he even owned a goat.