BAH Sr.Mod JCOSU86 is BP's rockingest mod!

[OSUsushichic]

JCOSU is HOT HOT HOT!

 

[Clarity]

GOOD SIGN!

 

[OSUsushichic]

BPRT = Big Pricks Ruining Threads

Give me the info, dammit!!!!!!

 

[bkochmc]

BPRT = Big Pricks Ruining Threads

Give me the info, dammit!!!!!!

I'm still not worried...

 

[OSUsushichic]

Some dude on Facebook said that JCOSU was spotted drinking Gatorade.

We're DOOMED!

(At least he wasn't drinking orange creme margaritas. That eliminates ND.)

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Like C's pic establishes, we're doing just fine with JCOSU. I'm on the phone with a guy who says he knows a girl who's brother's cousin has a friend who's sister's boyfriend drives a UPS truck and delivered a package to Bob Todd and it looks like OSU will let JC play baseball too.

I'm also hearing the water polo team is interested, but that JC isn't sure he'd be willing to give up ice dancing.

 

[OSUsushichic]

Well, I say he redshirts, and he definitely switches positions. I've seen the film, so I know.

 

[Clarity]

Some dude on Facebook said that JCOSU was spotted drinking Gatorade.

We're DOOMED!

(At least he wasn't drinking orange creme margaritas. That eliminates ND.)

At least it wasn't Brawndo -- it has electrolytes.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04]YouTube - Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator[/ame]

 

[Steve19]

GOOD SIGN!

See what I mean about low center of gravity? And look at those hands! He could pick up dimes in a car wash with those. Who the hell is gonna defend against a knee high throw? How many balls you think he's gonna drop with those?. Measurables never lie..

 

[sandgk]

so synchronized swimming is out of the question then?

 

[OSUsushichic]

so synchronized swimming is out of the question then?

Doesn't have good enough webbed feet, and his wingspan sucks. I've seen the film.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAMkggHmRUw"]YouTube - Happy Feet - Penguin Dance[/ame]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

See what I mean about low center of gravity? And look at those hands! He could pick up dimes in a car wash with those. Who the hell is gonna defend against a knee high throw? How many balls you think he's gonna drop with those?. Measurables never lie..

Steve, I couldn't agree more. Like I said, this guy is the absolute real deal. I spoke to William Shatner and he agrees.

so synchronized swimming is out of the question then?

Probably. But, some schools are pushing it. FWIW, JCOSU can't throw darts.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I found some film -

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13D1YY_BvWU"]JCOSU86[/ame]

My Take: Irrelevant Karlheinz Stockhausen interpretation of JCOSU's recruitment recorded while in a helicopter.

 

[Steve19]

I just don't see how this endless speculation is doing us any good. I'm worried he will see this thread and then run off to Joe Pa or something. Maybe even to Fat Bastard. It's all so troubling. And it's affecting the quality of my work.

I think I may be getting IBS, in fact. There, I said it.

 

[OSUsushichic]

I haven't slept for days!!!!!!! Make up your mind, JC!!!!!!!!!!!