Bad day! Bad day!

[kinch]

I don't understand. Nothing is going right today.

I hate me! I hate me! I hate me!

I think horrible, awful thoughts. I am a bad man! I am a bad man!

Bibbity boppity bop!

I shove an umbrella up my ass to punish myself. But it won't open! It will never open!

How can I atone!

I am having such a bad day.

I bang my head against the wall! I bang my head against the wall! I bang my head against the wall!

 

[MistriBuck]

well, i was having a wonderful, fantastic, bright and cheery day.........and you just ruined ya big jerk!! thanks a lot

 

[coastalbuck]

That sounds like Dr. Suess on crack.

 

[NightmaresDad]

I shove an umbrella up my ass to punish myself. But it won't open! It will never open!

If you were doing that to reward yourself, we would be more worried!

I hope it's not P.E.S.T. I hear that can be a bitch!

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Dude... try a puffer fish. All you have to do is lube it up real good, shove it in and make a real loud noise to scare it. That mother****er will blow up like nothing else. I think that'll be good enough punishment, don't you?

 

[methomps]

Dude... try a puffer fish. All you have to do is lube it up real good, shove it in and make a real loud noise to scare it. That mother****er will blow up like nothing else. I think that'll be good enough punishment, don't you?

Being shoved up someone's ass isn't enough to scare puffer fish?

 

[scooter1369]

I don't understand. Nothing is going right today.

I hate me! I hate me! I hate me!

I think horrible, awful thoughts. I am a bad man! I am a bad man!

Bibbity boppity bop!

I shove an umbrella up my ass to punish myself. But it won't open! It will never open!

How can I atone!

I am having such a bad day.

I bang my head against the wall! I bang my head against the wall! I bang my head against the wall!

Crystal Meth. Its not just for breakfast anymore.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Being shoved up someone's ass isn't enough to scare puffer fish?

If you don't do it correctly you could prematurely scare the fish. You have to make sure the fish is really relaxed when insertion is in progress. That's the key

 

[iambrutus]

Crystal Meth. Its not just for breakfast anymore.

sounds like a tshirt waiting to happen