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kinch

kinch

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I don't understand. Nothing is going right today.

I hate me! I hate me! I hate me!

I think horrible, awful thoughts. I am a bad man! I am a bad man!

Bibbity boppity bop!

I shove an umbrella up my ass to punish myself. But it won't open! It will never open!

How can I atone!

I am having such a bad day.

I bang my head against the wall! I bang my head against the wall! I bang my head against the wall!
 
ScarletInMyVeins said:
Dude... try a puffer fish. All you have to do is lube it up real good, shove it in and make a real loud noise to scare it. That mother****er will blow up like nothing else. I think that'll be good enough punishment, don't you?
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Being shoved up someone's ass isn't enough to scare puffer fish?
 
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kinch said:
I don't understand. Nothing is going right today.

I hate me! I hate me! I hate me!

I think horrible, awful thoughts. I am a bad man! I am a bad man!

Bibbity boppity bop!

I shove an umbrella up my ass to punish myself. But it won't open! It will never open!

How can I atone!

I am having such a bad day.

I bang my head against the wall! I bang my head against the wall! I bang my head against the wall!
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Crystal Meth. Its not just for breakfast anymore.
 
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