She pulled an alleged crack rock out of her mouth and placed it on the deputy's car for inspection
The cop didn't arrest her for drugs. He arrested her for taking something out of her mouth and putting it on his car - it wouldn't have mattered what it was.
My all time fave was about 20 years ago. The city of Houston was hiring new police officers. The application asked if you had ever been arrested and if so to explain. One guy answered "no", but that he had once committed a burglary but wasn't caught.
They ran his prints and sho' 'nuff.
Upvote
0

