Baby delivered using turkey baster and shoelace

[iambrutus]

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ESCANABA, Mich. (AP) -- You probably won't find a turkey baster in the typical maternity ward. But the kitchen device proved useful when an Upper Peninsula woman gave birth at home.
Shannon Mata of Gladstone went into labor yesterday morning, although her baby wasn't due until December 14.

 

[Taosman]

Macgiver would be sooo pleased!

TRIVIA QUIZ: WHO SAID THAT?TION

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

not hot.

 

[iambrutus]

not hot.

liar

 

[Taosman]

For those in the know,(Ryn?) was the old practice of holding a new born upside down and spanking a way to clear the nose and mouth?

 

[ScarletBlood31]

Now that's how you get shit done.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I've heard of a baby being conceived with a turkey baster and a shoelace (and David Crosby) but not delivered.