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B1G Bowl Season Jail-Sexing Thread

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Whole new shades of awesome when the MAC might win more BCS games than thew B1G wins bowl games. Let's review:

Stanford vs. Wisconsin: Stanford in a demolishing

Georgia vs. Nebraska: They're going to shine that plunger all up, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight... Georgia in a hippo fucking

South Carolina vs. Michigan: Hoke vs. Spurrier. It almost doesn't matter who has what playuers after that. South Carolina.

Purdue vs. Oklahoma State: Could set a North American record for the size of a cock up a team's ass. Oklahoma State by 50...and that's only the first quarter.

Mississippi State vs. Northwestern: Actually ur best chance for a W. MSU was great at the beginning but has been in a tail spin. Can Fitz finally break through against the SEC? Toss up.

TCU vs. Michiogan State: THis game isn't going to be close, as TCU is playing their best football right now. TCU in a walk.

Minnesota vs. Texas Tech: Just when I think we have seen the worst matchup in history for the conference, we get another one. Red Raiders in a skeleton fucking.

So I have 0-6-maybe 1, with at least 4 of those being John Holmes blowouts. Let the fun begin. I'll stay with 1-6.
 
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If you think the incessant dogma about how bad the B1G sucks has been infuriating, just wait until after the B1G get ape-fucked in four or five of their bowl games and wins only one or two (if any).
 
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At this point I'll be surprised if Nebraska scores twice against the Dawgs. Martinez might pull a rabbit out of his hat and run something in from 80 yards out, but either he'll fumble away another TD or he'll hit a WR in the hands, it'll bounce off, and they'll run that back in for a score.

We have to be the poster child for a team that can't get out of its own way. Damn.
 
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Bucklion;2271166; said:
Whole new shades of awesome when the MAC might win more BCS games than thew B1G wins bowl games. Let's review:

Stanford vs. Wisconsin: Stanford in a demolishing

Georgia vs. Nebraska: They're going to shine that plunger all up, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight... Georgia in a hippo [censored]ing

South Carolina vs. Michigan: Hoke vs. Spurrier. It almost doesn't matter who has what playuers after that. South Carolina.

Purdue vs. Oklahoma State: Could set a North American record for the size of a cock up a team's ass. Oklahoma State by 50...and that's only the first quarter.

Mississippi State vs. Northwestern: Actually ur best chance for a W. MSU was great at the beginning but has been in a tail spin. Can Fitz finally break through against the SEC? Toss up.

TCU vs. Michiogan State: THis game isn't going to be close, as TCU is playing their best football right now. TCU in a walk.

Minnesota vs. Texas Tech: Just when I think we have seen the worst matchup in history for the conference, we get another one. Red Raiders in a skeleton [censored]ing.

So I have 0-6-maybe 1, with at least 4 of those being John Holmes blowouts. Let the fun begin. I'll stay with 1-6.
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The two best teams in the B1G, everyone gets moved up a few notches. I agree, NU may have the best shot to win. The others just got to hope they aren't ambarrassed to badly
 
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knapplc;2271183; said:
At this point I'll be surprised if Nebraska scores twice against the Dawgs. Martinez might pull a rabbit out of his hat and run something in from 80 yards out, but either he'll fumble away another TD or he'll hit a WR in the hands, it'll bounce off, and they'll run that back in for a score.

We have to be the poster child for a team that can't get out of its own way. Damn.
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I think it's going to be a damn sloppy game. Outside of missing the chance to play for the Crystal Football, we were hoping to go to the Cotton Bowl to play Texas.
Another lame New Years day in Florida...
 
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BigWoof31;2271258; said:
I think it's going to be a damn sloppy game. Outside of missing the chance to play for the Crystal Football, we were hoping to go to the Cotton Bowl to play Texas.
Another lame New Years day in Florida...
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muffler dragon;2271299; said:
I don't know what Lewan can gain by staying another year at TTUN.
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If he get's schooled by Clowney, he could lose some money. Come back for another year, have a solid year, and maybe go in the second round. Get schooled and go pro, maybe go in the 5th?


Just my line of thinking.
 
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WolverineMike;2271313; said:
If he get's schooled by Clowney, he could lose some money. Come back for another year, have a solid year, and maybe go in the second round. Get schooled and go pro, maybe go in the 5th?


Just my line of thinking.
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Most OL will get a pass for Clowney, he destroys everyone.
 
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WolverineMike;2271233; said:
Going against Clowney should at least let Lewan know he needs another year if he's thinking about going pro.
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muffler dragon;2271299; said:
I don't know what Lewan can gain by staying another year at TTUN.
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Well, seeing that a true freshman already blew him up a few times in The Game, I think his stock has already fallen.

He should go this year, though, if he grades well (2-4 round) because I see a Brewster type run out of him next year and will play himself right out of the draft and have to go the UFA route.

I never thought he was as good as the hype. Watch him against DL with talent, and he gets abused big time. Oh, and his frustration fouls are a knock against him as well.
 
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