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Aussie Partly Swallowed by Shark...Escapes

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SYDNEY, Jan 23 (Reuters Life!) - An Australian abalone diver told rescuers he was partly swallowed head-first by a Great White Shark on Tuesday but managed to fight his way free, suffering a broken nose and bite marks around the chest. Nerhus told fellow divers he didn't see the shark coming as the water was so dirty that visibility was severely limited. "It was black. He didn't see it coming, but he felt the bite and then started getting shaken, and that's when he knew he was in the mouth of the shark," said local diver Michael Mashado.​
http://today.reuters.com/news/artic...RUKOC_0_US-AUSTRALIA-SHARK.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

Prolly a female shark, wondering why her services weren't appreciated!
 
Did sharks like get together and go, "Let's start attacking people." A guy in the news, again, the other day. A couple days ago, he got bit by a shark. The shark let him go. He was telling the story, they brought him back to the beach. Which is just where he wants to fucking be, anywhere near the ocean again. And the news reporter was like, "What happened? Why did the shark attack you? Were you taunting it?" "Yeah, I go in the sea sometimes just to fuck around with the sharks. I have this thing called a Shark Rocket and I shoot it at them. And it really annoys them. And then I just wade there in the water and they come at me. But I'm really good at eluding them. I know this hip move, it's something porpoises do and I then I pretend that I have a bottleneck and I stab them in the gills. And it really is effective..." "How did you get away?" "I just punched it and it let me go." Let's recap this. A fuckin' shark come through the water... right and this guy... Hey! The fuckin' shark goes over to this guy... bites, this guy punches it in the face and a shark goes ALRIGHT! And tell me there's no time in your life when you swim faster than when a fuckin' shark lets you go, your just like "Aahhh no," you're on the beach, "Aahhh no!" FUCKing shark lets you go and if you don't get pussy with that story, "You want to see my scar?"
 
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