Auburn Football (Paying Players Before NIL + Scientology)

[ScriptOhio]

There are only two possible outcomes but that doesn't necessarily mean both of them are equally probable

Yeah but that doesn't factor in with Sir Yacht; he's an idiot and usually/probably has no idea which one is more probable. He operates on the theory:

and ignores or forgets about all the times he's wrong (or uses his disclaimer, "if all goes well"), and just hypes his successes.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Steve Sarkisian - had serious drinking problems at Washington & USC where he just had basically medicure W-L records
Mario Cristobal - if Oregon wants to keep him, Auburn can't outspend Nike
Hugh Freeze - Ole Miss got NCAA sanctions for violations while Freeze was there, besides his record at Ole Miss was worse than Malzahn's record at Auburn.
Lane Kiffin - quit Tennessee, flopped at USC, will leave any school for anything better, womanizer...
Billy Napier - he could be an up and coming coach; however, still pretty much unproven.

Basically, I don't think any of these 5 guys are an upgrade from Malzahn.

Just sayin': I'm surprised Urban Meyer isn't on that list too....

Re: University of Oregon trustees on Thursday unanimously approved a new six-year, $27 million contract for Ducks coach Mario Cristobal.

Just sayin': I'll go out on a limb here and say scratch Mario Cristobal's name off the list of candidates for Auburn's job.

 

[Nutriaitch]

i would like to officially remove my name from consideration for the Head Coaching job at Auburn.




(everyone else is doing it, so i didn’t want to get left out)

 

[OregonBuckeye]

i would like to officially remove my name from consideration for the Head Coaching job at Auburn.




(everyone else is doing it, so i didn’t want to get left out)

I would like to officially remove Auburn from the gene pool

 

[scarletmike]

i would like to officially remove my name from consideration for the Head Coaching job at Auburn.




(everyone else is doing it, so i didn’t want to get left out)

Look, I'm more than willing to take the heat and go down there for a cool few million. I might try and tank the rep of the SEC while I'm there, but it's a small price to pay to see Auburn suffer, isn't it?

 

[Nutriaitch]

Look, I'm more than willing to take the heat and go down there for a cool few million. I might try and tank the rep of the SEC while I'm there, but it's a small price to pay to see Auburn suffer, isn't it?

they couldn’t pay me enough to wear those colors or that logo

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

they couldn’t pay me enough to wear those colors or that logo

This one?

 

[Nutriaitch]

that's just atrocious to even look at

 

[OregonBuckeye]

that's just atrocious to even look at

Is it really that much worse than looking at Coach O's face tho?

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

wow...

 

[sparcboxbuck]

wow...

In perspective, better hire than what they have / could get to AA these days. So, there’s that.

 

[Thump]

In perspective, better hire than what they have / could get to AA these days. So, there’s that.

Better than Steele!

 

[dragurd]

In perspective, better hire than what they have / could get to AA these days. So, there’s that.

So you're telling me still better than Pruitt?

 

[BB73]

Is it really that much worse than looking at Coach O's face tho?

Big difference on whether it’s “Coach O’s face” or “Coach’s ‘O’ face”.

 

[Nutriaitch]

wow...

judging by the names i saw on list this morning, this was the best of the bunch.