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Auburn Football (Paying Players Before NIL + Scientology)

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OregonBuckeye said:
There are only two possible outcomes but that doesn't necessarily mean both of them are equally probable
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Yeah but that doesn't factor in with Sir Yacht; he's an idiot and usually/probably has no idea which one is more probable. He operates on the theory:

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and ignores or forgets about all the times he's wrong (or uses his disclaimer, "if all goes well"), and just hypes his successes.
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Steve Sarkisian - had serious drinking problems at Washington & USC where he just had basically medicure W-L records
Mario Cristobal - if Oregon wants to keep him, Auburn can't outspend Nike
Hugh Freeze - Ole Miss got NCAA sanctions for violations while Freeze was there, besides his record at Ole Miss was worse than Malzahn's record at Auburn.
Lane Kiffin - quit Tennessee, flopped at USC, will leave any school for anything better, womanizer...:lol:
Billy Napier - he could be an up and coming coach; however, still pretty much unproven.

Basically, I don't think any of these 5 guys are an upgrade from Malzahn.

Just sayin': I'm surprised Urban Meyer isn't on that list too....:slappy:
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Re: University of Oregon trustees on Thursday unanimously approved a new six-year, $27 million contract for Ducks coach Mario Cristobal.

Just sayin': I'll go out on a limb here and say scratch Mario Cristobal's name off the list of candidates for Auburn's job.
 
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Nutriaitch said:
i would like to officially remove my name from consideration for the Head Coaching job at Auburn.




(everyone else is doing it, so i didn’t want to get left out)
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Look, I'm more than willing to take the heat and go down there for a cool few million. I might try and tank the rep of the SEC while I'm there, but it's a small price to pay to see Auburn suffer, isn't it?
 
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