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So many things are beyond belief these days, there’s almost nothing that I hear that sounds like a conspiracy anymore.
I'm just the opposite. I don't believe anything, anymore. I mean, we were faking Joe Paterno pants-pooping videos 20 years ago. All the other video "proof" that exists now looks so real that none of it can possibly be real.
I mean... Indiana is winning national championships. Canadians are cheating at curling. Women are operating motor vehicles (sort of). I mean, show me some proof that we AREN'T living in the matrix.
And while you struggle to find a way to prove it, think on this: when your uncle says he has your nose, you might want to double-check, because there's a good chance that it's just his own thumb.
 
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