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I think there's a broad spectrum between "trust the experts" (question everything) and claiming that every celebrity has had their sex transitioned, thousands of dead celebrities are actually alive, thousands of living celebrities are really dead, some humans are reptiles in disguise, JFK faked his death and is still the president behind "the white hats", Heinz ketchup's flavoring comes from the blood of children, McDonald's burgers consist of human meat, we're all going to get free Q phones soon, we basically live in a snow globe surrounded by the antarctic ice wall, with 178 other continents beyond the ice wall...
 
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Jake said:
I think there's a broad spectrum between "trust the experts" (question everything) and claiming that every celebrity has had their sex transitioned, thousands of dead celebrities are actually alive, thousands of living celebrities are really dead, some humans are reptiles in disguise, JFK faked his death and is still the president behind "the white hats", Heinz ketchup's flavoring comes from the blood of children, McDonald's burgers consist of human meat, we're all going to get free Q phones soon, we basically live in a snow globe surrounded by the antarctic ice wall, with 178 other continents beyond the ice wall...
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Were you at the last meeting too?
 
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Jake said:
I think there's a broad spectrum between "trust the experts" (question everything) and claiming that every celebrity has had their sex transitioned, thousands of dead celebrities are actually alive, thousands of living celebrities are really dead, some humans are reptiles in disguise, JFK faked his death and is still the president behind "the white hats", Heinz ketchup's flavoring comes from the blood of children, McDonald's burgers consist of human meat, we're all going to get free Q phones soon, we basically live in a snow globe surrounded by the antarctic ice wall, with 178 other continents beyond the ice wall...
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Next thing you’ll tell me is that there are still birds. Wake up man!
 
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