Ashlee Simpson collapses...

[Bucktastic]

I don't get it...I could find a better looking chick up the road at the truck stop...it's in the eye of the beholder i guess...

Ok....I have to.....

You pick up chicks at the Truck Stop?

 

[PrincessPeach]

Yeah its sad. But I'd still hit it. Repeatedly.

I assume you mean with a baseball bat or crowbar?

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Yeah its sad. But I'd still hit it. Repeatedly.

It's sad but true! It's would be face down and ass up!

 

[scooter1369]

I don't get it...I could find a better looking chick up the road at the truck stop...it's in the eye of the beholder i guess...

This has nothing to do with looks. Its about bragging rights.

I'd have a shirt made that said "I nailed Ashlee Simpson. Oh, the sacrifices you make to meet Jessica"

 

[Saw31]

This has nothing to do with looks. Its about bragging rights.

I'd have a shirt made that said "I nailed Ashlee Simpson. Oh, the sacrifices you make to meet Jessica"

ahh..Now THAT makes perfect sense to me...

 

[scooter1369]

It's sad but true! It's would be face down and ass up!

If you can see her face, you're doing it wrong.

 

[greatwhitenorth]

Has anyone seen the video of her drunk at a McDonald's in Toronto?

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1627933

 

[OSUsushichic]

Did she eat some bad Sushi?

No such thing. :susp:

 

[Thump]

You pick up chicks at the Truck Stop?

Better known as "Lot Lizards."

 

[StooGrimson]

I assume you mean with a baseball bat or crowbar?

Classic...

 

[Bucktastic]

Better known as "Lot Lizards."

Ive never heard that one before.......thats classic.

 

[Saw31]

Better known as "Lot Lizards."

 

[scooter1369]

Better known as "Lot Lizards."

Why are you so well versed in this, Thump?

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Damn, I was hoping she was dead.

better hope the literal police don't catch this kind of post

 

[Thump]

better hope the literal police don't catch this kind of post

She's probably a smoker.