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Arm Wrestling? ESPN, whats next?

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Gobucki

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[font=verdana, arial, helvetica]Do we really need to see Arm wrestling televised? I feel like I am watching Over the Top each time ESPN 2 shows this garbage. [/font]

Well, I guess it's better than watching Tilt and 3 a thousand times a week.

Here is what I say should be on ESPN 2; 24 hours a day...
1. Hot Chicks Playing Ping Pong.
2. Dodgeball Competitions.
3. Paintball
4. Rock, Paper, Scissors championships
5. Martial Arts
6. Scrabble in Primetime.
 
Hey, I saw a Scrabble tourney on ESPN a while back and I'll be danged if I couldn't turn the channel. I actually ended up making a bag of popcorn and watching the entire ridiculous thing. I've never seen such nerdry be so intriguing.

These guys studied the dictionary for their entire lives and I being a writer was half-fascinated, half-depressed for the guys. For what it's worth, the winner had a decent looking wife he was taking home to celebrate with. She was exotic to boot...but I'd be lying if I wouldn't be surprised to find out she was a mail order bride. His teeth rivaled some of the worst I've ever seen and that includes British people...pair that with his '84 Rick Springfield cut and I'm shocked the guys even been on a date in the last decade.
 
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Tonight on the Ocho: World Thumb Wrestling Tour

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