Are You Smarter Than a 1912 American Eighth Grader?

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Are you smarter than a 1912 American eighth grader?

Some entertaining comments in the article as well.

 

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And that was for Kentucky. Imagine what students in the civilized states needed to know.

 

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You currently get $500 a month on your EBT card. If that payment is cut by 33.3% next month, how much money will you get?

Just WATCH how fast people can miraculously learn basic math.

One commenter posted this math test

L.A. Math test

City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:____________________
Gang:________________________

1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

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merizobeach


L.A. Math test

City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name: merizobeach
Gang: I AM merizobeach, y'all cracka-ass test-writin' mothafuckas

1. First off, Duane oughta get hisself a bigger clip. My AK's got a triple 50-shot clip--flip, flip! You know what I'm sayin?! That's a hundred and fifty shots, mothafucka. And Duane gotta take some shootin' lessons, too. Cause I only need one attempt at that drive-by, and it's lights out, bitchz.

2. Shiiit, are you kiddin' me? There's no street value! That puta is gonna put it all up his nose til he bleeds. Then Jackson and Billy and I are gonna jack his dumbass.

3. Yo, Rufus da man! But wait, does he pay the ho's or not? Are they turning any tricks and hidin' the cash? Mothafucka gotta keep his pimp hand strong, yo.

4. Jarome gonna need ta cut that shit by a lot more than 20%! And that shit ain't gonna be profit! That bitch gonna have to roll that pretty richboy cracka customer of his that come up here on the wrong side of town, fuckin' stupid ass cracka! He gonna need that bitch's loot just ta cover what he owes on the tick for da half pound after he shoots that shit up his arm. And then I go jack his junkie ass, too. Shit, ah'm gonna get paid!

5. Yo, if one o those 4x4's is my cousin's ride, Willie gonna take a dirt nap.

6. Aw, dat bitch got it comin'! If mothafuckin' Raoul ain't so stupid no mo', his ass gonna split after he caps that bitch, and them po-pigs ain't eva gonna find that sucka. 'Sides, even if they do catch him, any sensible mothafuckin' judge gonna acknowledge dat bitch done earned it.

7. Taggin' an' shit. Damn, that art shit's for somebody else, you know what i'm sayin'? I'm sticking with my A-mothafuckin-K, y'all!

8. Hector, my man! But y'all be askin' the wrong question, dawg. Y'all gotta ask it like, "What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector not yet knocked up?" Ahh, yeeah!

So did I ace this mothafuckin' shit, or what, dawg?! Get a fuckin' ten-outta-ten on this shit!