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I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
it could be worse... you could be this guy.



BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
What is this guy doing with his manhood exposed while he is butchering chickens? Does he have some sort of whacked up fetish or something?

Wow...I think this made me realize how good of a day I've had so far.
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On the radio station that I listen to they thought that the guy put something on his dick to get the dog to lick it. The dog ended up biting off his dick and he blamed it on cutting off chicken heads.
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What is it about Eastern European guys and problems with their dicks? I heard a story on the radio this morning about a guy (I think he was Romainian, too) who fell asleep on the beach and woke up to find a crawfish had clamped it's claw on his dick. Fucking OW! He had to have help getting it off, and then he decided to take revenge on the crawfish by taking it home and eating it.
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