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Zurp;1957175; said:
Just over 7 years married and I think I know enough Femalese to get by. I doubt I could blend in at Joann's Fabric, but I know what my wife is saying.

For instance, "Were you going to take the garbage out before you go to work?" means "I wanted you to take the garbage out last night, you lazy turd!"
"Did you remember to buy diapers?" means "Go back to the store and buy diapers, because I know you forgot."
"Eww - there's a big bug on the wall" means "Go kill that big bug on the wall. And by the way, I'm too tired for any sex tonight."
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After 23 years of marriage, I am quite fluent in Femalese...My wife doesn't even have to speak for me to know she is too tired to have sex tonight....
 
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As previously established, I speak teen, and gansta, yo.

I don't use Spanish enough to claim fluency, but a few friends and teaching an ESL course gave me a pretty decent background for awhile. The ESL students were much more comfortable trying out their English when they heard how bad my Spanish was.
 
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Deety;1957311; said:
As previously established, I speak teen, and gansta, yo.
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buckeyegrad;1957419; said:
But I need someone who can speak jive.
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Buckeyegrad, I'm gonna lay it on you straight, ya know I'm dere fo ya, dig? Wheneva ya wanna communicate wid jumpin' joints uh de JIBE persuation, wheneva ya need yo voice t'be heard, wheneva ya need to fall down on dat mess, ya know ah have yo back, never cut out, and an' never hype ya for yo gold. Ya know? Let me help ya, we gonna get straight as homey and translato'.
 
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