First, I just want to clarify that you are all pussies.
second, fire ants are the devil, never saw them until i went to basic training on "sand hill" at fort benning georgia.. omg they were everywhere.. we would be doing a fucking low crawl through the sand and by the time you feel the first one bite you have 200 more all over you... omg i hate those fuckers...
(I also spent 8 months in san antonio, and the ones in georgia are worse.. they are bigger and meaner- the ones in texas are just faster)
spiders are cool, we used to have wolf spiders that lived in the house we moved into when i was about 14, these things were MASSIVE... you could tellt he previous owners had called an exterminator cuz the basement was literally covered with them covered in some white foam shit.. biggest one i ever saw was when my dad was cutting the grass, one takes off running from the lawn mower.. i thought it was a rabbit at first... that fucker was HUGE... i used to catch them if they came in the house and id turn em lose in my room so they'd eat the more annoying less cool bugs.
wasps.. now i hate wasps..
i once burned down a 100 yard long thorn/berrie patch trying to kill hornets. same house as before, when we moved in a bunch of yellow jackets lived in the back wall.. so my dad actually came up with a FANTASTIC idea to get rid of them.. he filled a shop vac with about 6 inches of soapy water, and taped the nozzel up just under their main entrance and left it on for about 3 days.. and poof,no more yellow jackets!!
worst experience with yellow jackets.. when i was about 12 we had a big underground nest behind our house so we found both holes, poured kerosine down the holes, and lit a small fire over both of them so they couldnt escape.. (and watching them burn is far more fun then just letting them die of poisoning) well.. appearantly they had 3 holes not two.. and i was standing on the last one... i got about 7 yellow jackets up my pants leg... i ran screaming into the house de-clothing as i went.. i was into my skibbies in about 5 seconds flat, but not before i had god knows how many stings up and down my thighs..(thank god i was still wearing briefs at that age)