Any suggestions on what to give a

[DEBuckeye]

What is a "donny sandwich"

Really? You didn't get that?

It was meant as a euphemism for "gettin' it on". Which is a euphemism for "gettin' busy". Which is a euphemism for "doin' it". Which is a euphemism for fuckin'.

Get it?

 

[AKAK]

What is a "donny sandwich"

I'm a bit confused myself...please don't tell me there are two donny's.

 

[jcfiesta]

buy her a star from the International Star Registry.


who the F buys a "star"? I've heard this commercial for a few years on the radio and can't figure out who would be supporting this bs. How do you "give" someone a gift and say "looky up there...it's all yours!" without getting an FU back. Are they popular in the South?

edit: Akak, think its called international star registry, my bad

more useless info: http://www.starregistry.com/valentines-day-gift.cfm

 

[AKAK]

buy her a star from the Internation Star Registry.


who the F buys a "star"? I've heard this commercial for a few years on the radio and can't figure out who would be supporting this bs. How do you "give" someone a gift and say "looky up there...it's all yours!" without getting an FU back. Are they popular in the South?

What Internation?

 

[Oh8ch]

If you aren't just pulling our legs and really have a girlfriend who has been around you for any length of time my suggestion would be six more feet of chain.

 

[Thump]

How about a big inflatable Spiderman amusement attraction to wear as a Halloween costume to match yours?

 

[djtidebuck]

If you aren't just pulling our legs and really have a girlfriend who has been around you for any length of time my suggestion would be six more feet of chain.

Please clarify the "chain" reference.

 

[BuckeyeSkins]

Please clarify the "chain" reference.

 

[NOTREDAMECHIEF]

If you have been seeing this girl for any amount of time all you needed to do is "LISTEN", woman are constantly gving out "HINTS" to what they like/want . Take her to the mall and just observe.....

They also love cuddling ie. back-rubs foot-rubs etc. which if you do it right well it works for you ie. "donny sandwhich" LOL!!

 

[FKAGobucks877]

I highly doubt he has been seeing anyone for any length of time. My guess is either an internet girlfriend, or possibly whoever answers the phone at 1-900-blowjob.

 

[Thump]

Why do people think they need to receive gifts on Valentine's Day anyways? It's a day of thankfulness for a spouse or boy/girl friend.

If you're single, it's a good day to get hammered.

 

[exhawg]

Why do people think they ned to receive gifts on Valentine's Day anyways? It's a day of thankfulness for a spouse or boy/girl friend.

If you're single, it's a good day to get hammered.

Hallmark. Fucking greeting card company hoildays piss me off. Especially Sweetest Day. WTF is that about?

 

[OilerBuck]

Put on something seductive and wait for her to come over...

 

[RugbyBuck]

I think he would appreciate a handjob, Donny.

 

[Thump]

I think he would appreciate a handjob, Donny.

Nothing means Valentine's Day like a little hand boogie from the same sex.