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Any interest in a Buckeye Planet Golf Invitational? (skill not required)

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exhawg said:
Wow that's a lot of booze. So did the wife tape a popcicle stick to your dick and go to town? I'm sure that much booze would numb you up enough to last a long time if you could get it up at all.
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Booze use to be my friend... did shots all the time. Now I can only take mixed drinks :sad2: . But college was another story, freshman year I drank a half bottle of gin and I don't remember even walking to the bar for $.25 draft night let alone how I got the woman in my bed that night, but the next morning I do remember puking on her after realizing how ugly she was and kept puking til noon from what probable was alcohol poisoning. Damn roommates still laugh about that night on how plastered I was. From that day forward I could not smell gin without getting sick.

About that last part, that wasn't my wife but just some nympho g/f I had back then. She could suck start a harley. :wink:
 
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Piney said:
Booze use to be my friend... did shots all the time. Now I can only take mixed drinks :sad2: . But college was another story, freshman year I drank a half bottle of gin and I don't remember even walking to the bar for $.25 draft night let alone how I got the woman in my bed that night, but the next morning I do remember puking on her after realizing how ugly she was and kept puking til noon from what probable was alcohol poisoning. Damn roommates still laugh about that night on how plastered I was. From that day forward I could not smell gin without getting sick.

About that last part, that wasn't my wife but just some nympho g/f I had back then. She could suck start a harley. :wink:
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I could ever drink as much as you talked about, but I did ok back in grad school. I'm a pussy when it comes to alcohol now. 2 years of not drinking often or in large quantities will do that to you.
 
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exhawg said:
I could ever drink as much as you talked about, but I did ok back in grad school. I'm a pussy when it comes to alcohol now. 2 years of not drinking often or in large quantities will do that to you.
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I know how that feels. I was in prime shape those years but time is starting to take its toll. Of course now I drink "heavily" maybe once a month? if even that often. And that means 6-8 beers or maybe about 4-5 mix drinks with a shot thrown in for good measure. I just can't power drink like I use to. Only time is when I go to PIB for some strange reason having that feel of that island rekindles my college drinking form. But then again it takes me a whole day to finish a bottle instead of a night.
 
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Hmmm. Sounds like maybe we should plan a "Buckeye Planet Goes Coastal" outing to Put-In Bay. I happen to know the owner of one of the ferries, and it just so happens the same guy owns roughly half of the golf carts rented on the island. Man, I hate those damn Park Rangers, though, they somehow think that driving a cart intoxicated isn't funny.
 
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FKAGobucks877 said:
Hmmm. Sounds like maybe we should plan a "Buckeye Planet Goes Coastal" outing to Put-In Bay. I happen to know the owner of one of the ferries, and it just so happens the same guy owns roughly half of the golf carts rented on the island. Man, I hate those damn Park Rangers, though, they somehow think that driving a cart intoxicated isn't funny.
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I'll bring the Mardi Gras beads. Man that was a great time.
 
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DA-Bucks said:
I can't remember the last time I drove a golf cart sober. If I'm not walking a course I'm drinking on it.
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I have the same problem and so does my golf game. I usually shoot pretty good on the front but by the time we make the turn I seem to be a little intoxicated and my game shows it.:)
 
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scarletandgrey said:
I heard you can get a dui on the carts up there, is that true?
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Yup. Actually, you can get a DUI on any vehicle, anywhere in the state. But PIB is especially dangerous. It's even worse because a lot of the law enforcement up there is constituted of Park Rangers, and they have more freedom and authority than almost any other law enforcement agency there is. And they hate tourists.
 
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