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My kids get a healthy diet with their bad language and hatred for the state up north.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
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My kids also have a highly structured diet based upon the food pyramid. They get the appropriate portions from each of the building blocks as follows

Peanut Butter Group 2 servings

Processed meat group (includes Bologna and Hot Dogs)

Vegetable Group (Ketchup)

Chicken nugget Group

Cheese Group

And the foundation to the food pyramid: The Oreo Group

As heard in my kitchen yesterday as my wife dropped a container full of baby food on the floor

One of my 4 year old twins " Mommy are you going to say God Dammit"?
 
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These stories are hilarious. My kids are now starting to mock me so I have to watch what I say. I was cut off in traffic the other day and FUCKER! really loud and both boys were in the back and they both started to say FFFFFFF. At least they couldn't get the whole word out.
 
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The Language is the hardest thing to control. Especially in traffic. I got cut off one day on Polaris Parkway in bumper to bumper traffic. I muttered "What the Fuck" to my wife thinking my kids were watching the DVD. Not the case my son repeats What the fuck and then turns it into a song for the next 10 minutes he and his twin sister sat in back just singing "what the fuck" over and over again. We try not to draw attention to them when they cuss, so they will just forget about whatever the word was, so we ignored him. I was laughing so hard tears were rolling down my cheeks, but I couldn't let them see me laughing at them. :)
 
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