Anna Nicole Smith - Dead and Stuff (MERGED)

[OCBucksFan]

heh, reading the comments from that site brutus I found a song... And I am having trouble determining who is the bigger waste of space Anna Nicole Smith or the people who wrote the song on this myspace... http://www.myspace.com/normaugustinus

(Warning, if you are hoping for quality music then sorry, it's pretty horrible, ok, it's REALLY FUCKING HORRIBLE!)

 

[buckeyefool]

New Baby Daddy

At this point maybe it is just easier to find out who doesn't claim to be the father.

 

[iambrutus]

At this point maybe it is just easier to find out who doesn't claim to be the father.

i think i might be the father

 

[Romanowski]

i think i might be the father

me too...

 

[iambrutus]

me too...

at the same time?

 

[OCBucksFan]

This rules! It's the Anna Nicole Smith paternity bracket!

http://www.celebrityhack.com/anna-nicole-paternity-madness

 

[Big Papa]

This rules! It's the Anna Nicole Smith paternity bracket!

http://www.celebrityhack.com/anna-nicole-paternity-madness

Personally, my money is on Dr. Phil. That fucking tv show is just a front for his pimp ways.

 

[iambrutus]

This rules! It's the Anna Nicole Smith paternity bracket!

http://www.celebrityhack.com/anna-nicole-paternity-madness

final four -
Rosie vs. Ron J
Larry King vs Kobe

Championship -
Rosie vs. Kobe

Winner: Rosie

 

[Flocka]

This rules! It's the Anna Nicole Smith paternity bracket!

http://www.celebrityhack.com/anna-nicole-paternity-madness

Semis: Jar Jar Binks vs. Flava Flav
Wolf Blitzer vs. Martha Stewart

Finals: Jar Jar Binks vs. Wolf Blitzer

Winner: Jar Jar takes it down due to a botched paternity test.

 

[Big Papa]

And the best thing is... the whore is still dead!!

And as I heard on Howard this morning, TrimSpa is set to begin a new ad campaign claiming that Anna will definitely lose at least 30 pounds in the next week.

Also that her death was ruled overdose of sperm.

 

[iambrutus]

this bitch was a real piece of work - what a scum bag slut, i'm glad she is dead

Anna allegedly wanted baby underfed so she'd be 'sexy'

A weight-obsessed and suicidal Anna Nicole Smith ordered her nanny to underfeed baby Dannielynn to make the infant "sexy," according to a shocking sworn affidavit.
The ex-Playboy Playmate, who lost her 20-year-old son, Daniel, to a drug overdose last fall, twice tried to kill herself in the weeks after her daughter's birth, ex-nanny Quethlie Alexis also charged in the document obtained by TMZ.com.

 

[ohiobuckeye]

this bitch was a real piece of work - what a scum bag slut, i'm glad she is dead

Anna allegedly wanted baby underfed so she'd be 'sexy'

yes she was however she was hot as hell and I would do her in a sec

 

[Big Papa]

yes she was however she was hot as hell and I would do her in a sec

I bet she would have too, apparently she was fucking everyone under the sun.

 

[Folanator]

Now that she has been dead a few days I thought I might wonder about a few things...

Example. This those huge tits have sagged enough to tear off? I bet they look like my trees after the ice storm at this point.

 

[ohiobuckeye]

are they still kepping her body on ice, or have they burried her by now?