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I am a government contractor for the Department of Defense, DFAS here in Cleveland. I am an accountant that works on military separations pay making sure I carry out the government's attempts to screw the military workforce out of money.

In other words I waste your hard earned tax dollars by surfing BP and posting here :biggrin:
 
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Piney said:
I am a government contractor for the Department of Defense, DFAS here in Cleveland. I am an accountant that works on military separations pay making sure I carry out the government's attempts to screw the military workforce out of money.

In other words I waste your hard earned tax dollars by surfing BP and posting here :biggrin:
I have a buddy that used to be an accountant there, but he got moved to DC a couple years ago. He tried to get me in their IT dept, but I'm not DoD material I guess. That building has a great view of the stadium.
 
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Golferdow01 said:
uggh I hate programming...

Where in Gahanna do you reside GB89? I grew up in Gahanna and my parents live in Bryn Mawr on the east side...sidestreet off of Venetian Way

Are you familiar with a development called Rathburn Woods? It's split by a street called Helmbright that runs from Havens Corners all the way to Taylor Road. I live a stone's throw away from Gahanna Middle School South.
 
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Full-time graduate student, full-time sales associate at RadioShack, and soon-to-be freelance sportswriter. How the hell do I find time for this shit?

...and the hijacking begins on the 3rd post...I knew this one wasn't gonna last very long...
When will you learn? This thread was hijacked before you even thought of starting it.
 
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I defend a very large corporation (which shall remain nameless) against hard-working, salt of the earth, fine, upstanding individuals all over the country in order to pay my kids' private school tuition and to finance my rugby habit.

I also have a small pint chip distributorship on the side. My deliveries have been slow, however, since Yassar Arafat died.
 
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GoBucks89 said:
Are you familiar with a development called Rathburn Woods? It's split by a street called Helmbright that runs from Havens Corners all the way to Taylor Road. I live a stone's throw away from Gahanna Middle School South.
I know right where that is actually. My mother is a high school teacher at Lincoln and she used to teach at Lincoln Elementary...where kids in your area would go I believe. Very cool :)
 
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My real name is Vinz Clortho,

and I am the Key Master of Gozer. When I am not on BP, or breaking peoples legs for the PCP I spend most of my time looking for Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

I originally came to BP on the trail of Gozer. I thought that Gozer may have actually been on this site posing as LloydSev. And that he may make his next appearance in the form of the second largest lineman on his high school football team. I was wrong.... I am still looking.
 
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I am close to Wingate.

I spend 50% of my time at airports, hotels, trade shows and in rental cars. I have something to do with technology.

I accumulate funds so that my wife can buy more shit that any human could ever need. I have two children, one in private school, that participate in all sorts of costly extra curricular activities.

I guess you could say I am an ATM machine?

I also do yard work and fix things that seem to be forever breaking.
 
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I am the Michelin Man. Since I got fired from my moonlight job as a stunt driver, I spend most of my time beating the shit out of the Pillsbury Doughboy. He's such a pussy.

I want to smack you now, Bucknola.
 
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