Anchorman 2

[Mac]

LOUD NOISES!!!

 

[Muck]

Ferrell is more vulgar than funny . The wife and I don't like him.

I bet if she gave you your balls back you'd change your tune.

 

[Mac]

I bet if she gave you your balls back you'd change your tune.

 

[MD Buckeye]

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

 

[Flocka]

Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

 

[Best Buckeye]

Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

Is she hawt? where's the pictures?

I watched him in Elf and can't remember laughing so I haven't watched him since.

 

[MD Buckeye]

I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.

 

[CleveBucks]

I'm kind of a big deal.

 

[MD Buckeye]

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

go back to your home on whore island

 

[MD Buckeye]

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

 

[Flocka]

Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?

 

[Mac]

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Excuse me?
The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
That's it.

 

[MD Buckeye]

Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion woman!

 

[mercer_buckeye]

Keep a Tight Perimeter Team.