I was at a gas station about 45 minutes south of Huntsville once and there was quite a long at the register. I was wearing an Ohio State shirt and the guy behind me in line starts up a conversation about the Buckeyes upcoming season etc.
I ask the guy who he roots for and he says Alabama.
I respond "Alma Mater?"
And the old guy behind him in line says to me "He already said he roots for Alabammer!"