Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Flounder

 

[buckzip]

Al Gore invented D-Day

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented delivering medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented playing the William Tell Overture on your throat.

 

[buckzip]

Al Gore invented the Lone Ranger

 

[JXC]

Al Gore invented A-Rod circa 2003

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al gore invented Rowdy Roddy Piper

 

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented [FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Monaco]Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?[/FONT]

 

[vrbryant]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers,
How many Peter's peckers did pickle pipper ...

Al Gore invented fucking it up.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Woody Woodpecker

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented waking up with a woody pecker.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Wayne Woodrow "Woody" Hayes.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented slapping the ACC around. Literally.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented playing Slap Jack (when you were a kid).