Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented chasing tail.

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[Buckin' A]

Al Gore invented my neighbor lady letting her dog shit in my yard. He also invented me hitting her in the head with a shovel.

 

[CCI]

Al Gore invented animal cruelty

 

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented PETA.

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented Pam Anderson.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented celebrities getting more famous because of porn videos on the internet.

 

[Buckin' A]

yea he did!

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented Paris Hilton.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Al Gore invented stupid, spoiled whores.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented spoilers for movies not yet seen.

 

[BB73]

Spoiler alert.

Al Gore invented Ralph Malph saying "Tony Perkins is his own Mother" before I had seen Psycho. Thanks for nothing, Happy Days.

 

[Zurp]

Al Gore invented Ralphie in "A Christmas Story."

 

[jlb1705]

Al Gore invented my roommate ralphing all over 13th Ave. at halftime of the Texas Tech game in 2002 after drinking a double-shot of Everclear for every score.

 

[buckzip]

Al Gore invented Ralph Malph

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented redheads!