Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Buckeyedynasty]

Al Gore invented paper weights.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Al Gore invented light weights

 

[Flocka]

Al Gore invented not me last night.

 

[BrutuStrength]

Al Gore invented not me last night.

Al Gore invented the saying "I remember when I had my first beer, too."

 

[craigblitz]

Al Gore invented "shotgunning" a beer

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented the NRA.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Al Gore invented NWA...straight outta' Compton!

 

[Cornerback6]

Al Gore invented driveby shootings.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented run-by fruitings.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Al Gore invented run-by fruitings.

Al Gore Invented rotten fruits

 

[Best Buckeye]

Al Gore invented NBA refs

 

[Mike80]

Al Gore invented NBA refs

Al Gore invented excruciatingly bad officiating.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented correcting excruciatingly bad officiating with instant replay.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Al Gore invented people who can even spell words like "excruciatingly" :tongue2:

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented Evan O'Dorney.

Thirteen year Old Named National Spelling Bee Champ

The winner of the spelling bee sounded as if he'd rather be at a math Olympiad. Thirteen-year-old Evan O'Dorney of Danville, Calif., breezed through the Scripps National Spelling Bee with barely a hitch Thursday night, taking the title, the trophy and the prizes in a competition that he confessed really wasn't his favorite.
The home-schooled eighth-grader easily aced "serrefine" -- a noun describing small forceps -- to become the last youngster standing at the 80th annual bee. He triumphed after a tense duel with Nate Gartke of Spruce Grove, Alberta, who was trying to become the first Canadian to win.

Thirteen-Year-Old Named National Spelling Champ - The Huffington Post