Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Dublin Buckeyes]

Al Gore invented cliches.

Al Gore invented Keith Jackson, 'King of Cliche'

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented the Keith Jackson that was actually good at what he did.

 

[Popper252]

Al Gore invented things that don't exist.

 

[Captain Hindsight]

Al Gore invented the Jackson Five.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented Phil Jackson

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Dr. Phil

 

[AJHawkfan]

Al Gore invented annoying, know-it-all, bald, fat men.

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented annoying, know-it-all, bald, fat men.

If this is correct. Al Gore invented me.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented self-deprecating humor.

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented bathroom humor.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented women? who pee standing up.

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented a stand up guy.

 

[AJHawkfan]

Al Gore invented the keg stand.

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented Stand By Me.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented naming your kid River.