Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented the University of Maryland Terrapins

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented Gary Williams.

 

[jlb1705]

Al Gore invented Larry Eustachy

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented, "I'm old enough to be your...boyfriend. HA HA HA How about another beer?"

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[High Lonesome]

Al Gore invented the Urban Cougar

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented the urban cowboy.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

 

[BuckNutty]

Al Gore invented T.O. Has B.O.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented Cowboy Troy

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented mad cow disease.

 

[jlb1705]

Al Gore invented manatees, or 'sea cows'.

 

[bucks4me]

Al Gore invented Seashells

 

[Popper252]

Al Gore invented the nursery rhyme:

She sells seashells on the seashore;
The shells that she sells are seashells I’m sure.
So if she sells seashells on the seashore,
I’m sure that the shells are seashore shells.

 

[High Lonesome]

Al Gore invented the nursery rhyme:

She sells seashells on the seashore;
The shells that she sells are seashells I’m sure.
So if she sells seashells on the seashore,
I’m sure that the shells are seashore shells.

Al Gore invented the Three Shells

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

AL Gore invented The Three Amigos