Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented superman

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented X-Ray vision.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented xrayrandy.

 

[NFBuck]

Al Gore invented statistics.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented the batting average.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

AL Gore invented Ted Williams being the last player to hit .400

 

[BuckNutty]

Al Gore invented cryogenics

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Walt Disney

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented George Mitchell

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented who the hell is George Mitchell?

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented a former Senate Majority Leader being chosen to head Baseball's Steroids inquiry and people not knowing who he is.

Al Gore also invented me being too late to use my 'frozen rope' line right after Ted Williams and cryogenics.

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented on a need to know basis.

And obviously I didn't need to know.

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented not being in the loop.

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented Fruit Loops.

 

[Popper252]

Al Gore invented the loop-the-loop