Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented velcro for those who couldn't tie shoe laces.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented putting on your dancing shoes

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented Dancing with the Stars.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented projectile vomiting.

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented pre-mature ejaculation.

 

[Buckeye513]

Al Gore invented erectile disfunction.

 

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented Raffie's second-favorite supplement, Viagra.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented issuing tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Al Gore invented
Ramathorn:"You wanna take this one farva?"
Farva:"Hell yeah"
Ramathorn: "I'll bet you do".

"nice wax job rook"...

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented the Super Troopers Personality Test.
You can take it at: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6554169114648631091

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented all 900000 online quizzes

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

AL Gore invented 99 Luft Balloons

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented one hit wonders.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented one pump chump

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented 2 buck chuck.