Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Fungo Squiggly]

Al Gore invented watery tarts throwing swords at people.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented empty-headed animal food trough wipers.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented the joke - "What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?"

"His asshole."

 

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented fly paper

 

[JXC]

Al Gore invented NES Paperboy.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented paper champions

 

[iambrutus]

Al Gore invented paper champions

al gore invented the USC trojans

 

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented condoms

 

[Popper252]

All Gore invented Tires.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented LOOK AT DEM RIMS!! THEY SPINNIN!!

 

[jlb1705]

Al Gore invented spinner hubcaps.

 

[NFBuck]

Al Gore invented Wal-Mart.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Al Gore invented the "evil empire"

 

[Buckeye513]

Al Gore invented the New York Yankees.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

AL Gore invented Babe Ruth