Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented the Jelly of the Month Club... it's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Sloopy45]

Al Gore invented "That it is, Edward. That it is."

 

[JXC]

Al Gore invented cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit bosses.

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented script Ohio.

 

[buckeyeman06]

Al Gore invented The Best Dam Script In The Land

 

[tedginn05]

Al Gore invented The Best Dam Script In The Land

Al Gore invented how to spell the word damn right.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented homophones. He also made up a homophone quiz:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/words/spelling/recognising/homophones/quiz.shtml

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented Thump

 

[buckzip]

Al Gore invented rump rangers

 

[Ginn & Juice]

Al Gore invented Texas Rangers

 

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented A-Rod getting a quarter billion

 

[NFBuck]

Al Gore invented undeserving A.L. MVPs

 

[buckzip]

Al Gore invented greed

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented the band "Creed"

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented bands that every song sounds exactly the same.